HOW TO...
get your women back
A small guide to get your women back when locked up in Hentavia
- or at least half of them -
1. Discuss small issue with Dorkmania
Someone of the country of Dorkmania has offended our country and our people by saying we’re unhygienic and that we spread viruses. On top of that, this person also exported our rare flowers, which is illegal. We will enter into conversation with a representative of Dorkmania to further discuss the situation.
2. Forgive Dorkmania for disrespecting GoMo
Dorkmania has offered their apologies. We forgive them for calling us unhygienic and for stealing our rhododendron flowers.
3. Initiate a trade economy
We will provide rhododendron to Dorkmania so they can further investigate the flower and its possibilities and create new vaccines and medicines. In exchange, Dorkmania will provide us with vaccines for STD’s.
4. Make rhododendron farms
We establish rhododendron farms so they can provide Dorkmania with enough flowers to help their research.
5. Provide Dorkmania with rhododendron
Dorkmania will keep us updated on further discoveries they have made involving the rhododendron. That way our people can also benefit from their research.
6.Get vaccines against STDs from Dorkmania
The trade economy between our two countries will form a bond of trust.
7. Trade STD vaccines for half of our women
Because we received vaccines for STDs they could offer a preposition to Hentavia. We wanted our women back in exchange for the vaccines. The vaccines will solve the problematic situation and cure most of the STDs.
In exchange Hentavia has given us half of our women back. Hentavia also gets to keep all the babies that were born there.