UBN event
On the 20th of December, our three communication officers, Kato Goossens, Ramon Demey and Yara Verstraeten will be present at the big UBN event. At our stand, we will distribute products from our artisan traders to other countries in the hope of starting a new trade economy with them. Additional trade will allow our country to grow even more.
Goat race
As the goat race is going on in our country during this period, we will also bring the goat race to the event. Of course, we cannot bring trained goats or participants so we will solve it creatively. Through a sack race, we will try to convey the excitement of our tradition. For this race, we will use the sacks our women were given when they came home from their captivity in Hentavia. Since these bags are so small, we still hope to make a statement.
Our specialties
We are proud to announce that we will be distributing the new rodhondendron drink. This was made in the last month by women who had just returned from Hentavia. Indeed, they saw a lot of alcohol passing through men there and also saw how much money alcohol can bring. Upon returning home, they therefore joined hands and made this delicious drink. Besides this drink, we will bring other products such as: bath bombs, hand cream, goat cheese, ... The latter will also be available to taste on a delicious toast.
Speaking of Hentavia, they will also be here. We therefore hope to make further peace with them at this event. We will never forget what they did to us but also hope to create a brighter future for both countries.
Main goal
We hope that this event may be a great success for the entire UBN world. The road to freedom and peace is one that several countries have yet to travel. But we hope that our culture and pride may become an example for many.
Top 4 things to do in GoMo
The UBN Council has managed to do the impossible. They found a way to avoid the war that was going to impact each country of the UBN in a drastic way. On the 29th of November the Peace Charter was signed by all nine member states, implementing peacefulness between them. As all nations of the UBN 2 recently have come to a peace agreement, GoMo would gladly invite tourists to get to know the country of the goats.
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GoMo would be glad to welcome you all so you can experience their way of living, their habits and their culture. In this article you can find the most important, beautiful and essential things to do in GoMo.
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Goat massage
Getting a goat cheese massage in a specialised salon is definitely the very first thing you have to do when you arrive in GoMo. Especially after a long and exhausting trip, this massage really gets you back down to earth and gets all the stress out of you. On top of that, you get silky soft moisturised skin. Who wouldn’t want that? If you still aren’t convinced, you can ask some Gomehs because they are very fond of this way of relaxation.
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Get a goatee
After your skin is all soft and moisturised, you should visit one of the barber shops in GoMo. You can find them almost anywhere because maintaining your goatee is a very important part of the culture of GoMo. Of course, visiting these shops is not only for men with beards. The barber shops also sell Goatee Beard Sets, the perfect holiday or birthday gift for a friend or a loved one!
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Rent a cabin
You have to stay multiple days in order to fully experience the GoMo-adventure. That is why their ‘rent a cabin’-service is the best. At a very cheap price you can hire a cabin with a fully equipped kitchen, 2 double bedrooms and a luxurious bathroom. In addition, renters will receive fresh groceries delivered by a Gomeh on a daily basis.
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Walk through the mountains
To finish off your exciting GoMo-trip, we advise you to take a tour through the mountains. You can experience the beautiful nature and the magnificent views you can only find in GoMo. On the tour through the mountains, you can follow the specific path that Harold the Hero used to escape Hentavia. You will surely find a lot of Rhododendrons on your trip so pay close attention because this flower only grows in GoMo
Peace Walk
On the 10th of February 2023, a Peace Walk will take place on national walking day.
In footsteps of forefathers
The walk will start from GoMo and continue through the mountains to Hentavia. Just like the forefathers did when they fled from Hentavia. The walkers will take the same route as they did then. They also need to take a goat with them to honour the goat Philip. The walk will be organised in the mountains between GoMo and Hentavia. The walk starts between five and seven pm in GoMo.
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Our problems
In the past, there have always been always problems between our two countries. For those who might have forgotten, I have a brief summary:
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The people of GoMo fled from Hentavia and took matters into their own hands and found and established a land behind the mountains called “GoMo”. Unfortunately, the women could not flee from Hentavia because the Grand Duke had already captured them in his castle. Now years later, the two countries have struck a deal. GoMo will supply STD vaccines to Hentavia because most of the men have STDs. The vaccine will solve most STDs. This is how GoMo got half their women back.
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So now that the biggest problems are more or less resolved between the two countries, there is a new tradition - the Peace Walk. The countries jointly decided to organise this walk every year from now on. During the walk, there will also be some stalls with all the delicacies of both countries. This will allow the countries to promote themselves to tourists.
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We don't walk alone
People from all over the world will travel to GoMo to take part in the walk. GoMo still hopes to get all their women back in the future but certainly does not want another war with Hentavia. We will see what the future holds for them....
News from our troops at border with Hentavia
A small group of our best-trained soldiers crossed the Hentavia border last week. With the aim of being able to liberate our women in the future, they went out to find Hentavia's weaknesses. A first-ever mission that can determine the future of our women and our country.​
The mission
Our elite group for this mission consisted of 5 trained military personnel. Of these, 3 men are former guardsmen from Hentavia. They still know Hentavia's security system and know where they lack manpower. This mission was prepared at length and the strategy was approved by Harold. Filip and Harold also gave our soldiers their blessing for this important mission that could determine GoMo's future. To keep the march over the mountains on a safe path, 2 trained goats accompanied them over the mountain.
Report on Hentavia
Little can yet be published about the insights the soldiers gained during this short but intensive mission. This is to protect the safety of everyone in this country. However, we do want to inform you that everyone returned safely from Hentavia. The elite group will continue to train at the edge of the mountain to march out when needed. As everyone already knows, we still need more troops to one day really go into combat. Hence, we would like to ask every man to contribute his bit. Attend military trainings, read up on military techniques, etc.
Search for partnerships
Harold is also currently actively contacting other countries to obtain troops and weapons. We have no real connections with these countries yet but hope our rough history can convince some of them. We hope to bring positive news on this soon.